Movie Review: Thankskilling

I just realized that I have never done a formal review of the greatest movie ever made. This is an oversight on my part of epic proportions. I have seen this movie at least 25 times over the years. If you enjoy “Horror Movies” you will absolutely adore this movie. See this link if you wish to know how I conduct my reviews. 

I am not a huge fan of Horror Movies, but this one is just amazing to me. There is something about an Evil Turkey that comes to avenge it’s fallen brethren on Thanksgiving that draws me in like a Black Hole. The last time I checked, it was available on Netflix. It should also be available at your local video establishment. Here is the trailer to the greatest movie ever.

Gosh I love this movie. It is the absolute pinnacle of B movies, the only thing that would have made it better is if Bruce Campbell had been in this movie. Big shout outs to the creators of this epic, Turkey himself, the cast, crew, scenery and lastly to Trojan. For making a size extra small, gravy flavored condom. Oh yeah. Embrace the imagery. This movie is easily 10 out of 10.

English: Bruce Campbell at a USO tour event near Baghdad, Iraq. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

It is a short movie, for those of you who are attention deprived. You owe it to yourself and your family to watch this movie. It should be on everyone’s bucket list. It is actually on my bucket list to be in one of the sequels. Soooo, if anyone knows the people who made it, put in a word for me!

Oh my gosh! I just found out there is a part 3! That means that there is a part 2! Yes! I can’t believe I missed that! Why am I exclamation pointing everything?! I must watch these movies. I just must! Alright, off I go in search of my Turkey fix. I will leave you with the following mantra, you must say this to ward off Turkey’s evil influence! Repeat after me! There is no such thing as an evil turkey, there is no such thing as an evil turkey, there is no such thing as an evil turkey! Gobble Gobble Mother********! Thank you for stopping by.

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