Spam Comments, January Style

It is that time again, cleaning out the spam folder one more time. I don’t know about you, but I get a crap ton of spam comments. Porn sites, Porn stars, SEO Optimizer, among others. Every once in a while I post them here, of course omitting all links. As always, any spelling errors, grammar errors and the like are the property of the spammer/computer leaving the comments. I simply copy and paste. So yes, this is my every so often slacker post. It also makes the spam somewhat useful. Comments from me are in the * look at me*. Here we go. 

i like your articles so much. please try to post them more frequently. *Why thank you, I will try!*

Hello Web Admin, I noticed that your On-Page SEO is is missing a few factors, for one you do not use all three H tags in your post, also I notice that you are not using bold or italics properly in your SEO optimization. On-Page SEO means more now than ever since the new Google update: Panda. No longer are backlinks and simply pinging or sending out a RSS feed the key to getting Google PageRank or Alexa Rankings, You now NEED On-Page SEO. So what is good On-Page SEO?First your keyword must appear in the title.Then it must appear in the URL.You have to optimize your keyword and make sure that it has a nice keyword density of 3-5% in your article with relevant LSI (Latent Semantic Indexing). Then you should spread all H1,H2,H3 tags in your article.Your Keyword should appear in your first paragraph and in the last sentence of the page. You should have relevant usage of Bold and italics of your keyword.There should be one internal link to a page on your blog and you should have one image with an alt tag that has your keyword….wait there’s even more Now what if i told you there was a simple WordPress plugin that does all the On-Page SEO, and automatically for you? That’s right AUTOMATICALLY, just watch this 4minute video for more information at *Thank you for your concern! *

this is the third website that i found about this. and your explanation is the better. *Of course it was! heh heh heh*

normally i don’t leave a comment but your post was excellent so i had to thank you for that *The Porn ladies sure do love me….*

You really make it seem so easy together with your presentation but I in finding this topic to be actually one thing that I believe I’d by no means understand. It kind of feels too complex and extremely large for me. I’m looking ahead to your subsequent put up, I’ll attempt to get the cling of it! *They like me, they really like me!*

Great post. I was checking constantly this weblog and I’m impressed! Extremely useful info specifically the remaining part  I take care of such information a lot. I was looking for this certain information for a long time. Thank you and best of luck. *I do write impressive posts, don’t I?*

You ought to take part in a contest for one of the most useful sites online. I most certainly will recommend this website! *Yay! I even have spam fans!*

Video sex arabe streaming comment trouver un plan cul *Ummm, no I will not be publishing any Papizilla in the raw pics or videos, thank you for asking though…*

Hi, i believe that i saw you visited my blog thus i came to return the choose?.I’m attempting to find things to improve my website!I suppose its ok to use a few of your concepts!! *Use away!*

A lot of of whatever you claim is supprisingly accurate and that makes me ponder why I hadn’t looked at this with this light before. Your article really did turn the light on for me as far as this specific subject goes. Nevertheless at this time there is actually just one point I am not too cozy with and while I make an effort to reconcile that with the core idea of the issue, let me observe just what the rest of your readers have to say.Well done. *On Talk Like A Pirate Day*

I together with my guys were studying the nice secrets and techniques found on your web blog while before long came up with a terrible feeling I had not thanked the web blog owner for those secrets. All the boys appeared to be consequently passionate to learn all of them and have in effect surely been taking advantage of these things. We appreciate you simply being considerably helpful and for deciding on this sort of essential ideas millions of individuals are really eager to learn about. Our sincere apologies for not saying thanks to you earlier. *Now it is Papizilla’s Secret, huh?*

Well, that is all for today, I went through over 500 of them, and these were the cream of the crop. Until next month, Thank you for stopping by.

Related articles

• Weekend Spam Comments! (therantingpapizilla.wordpress.com)
• Spam Comment of the Week: January 7 2013 (nmnphx.wordpress.com)
• Well I’ll be spammed… (onlysi91.wordpress.com)
• How do I make the spam stop? (telegraph.co.uk)
• On-Page SEO and Keyword Usage (ptbertram.wordpress.com)
• A Suggestion from my reader (iamsajeesh.wordpress.com)