Vote, Vote, Vote!


Uncle Sam BW

Uncle Sam BW (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I have been telling all of you for years, and on this particular blog for weeks to do just one thing. One favor is all I ask of you. One favor, nay, one duty is all your favorite Uncle Sam asks of you. Do you know what it is yet? Huh? Huh? No? Come on people! 

VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vote damn you! Vote like your life, your children’s lives, your future depend upon it. If you don’t vote, you cannot bitch. You cannot complain. And as I have stated before, if you don’t vote, you should wear a scarlet letter. Be shunned for all time. Be placed on a deserted island and left there for all time. Without food or drinkable water. Placed into a burlap sack with rabid wolverines.

In short what is the moral of today’s story? Vote. Vote, vote, vote vote, vote. Have I mentioned voting? Thank you for stopping by.

About Papizilla
The high stepper, the pimp slapper of the ignorant, champion of knowledge, and all around awesome dude. In my many incarnations and blogs over the years I have stood for truth, justice and the benefits of a cheesy movie. After taking a full year off from the blogging universe, I have arisen from the ashes a beautiful new phoenix ready to rumble with the ignorant. Are you ready? Really ready? Well alright then. As the Rock once said, Just Bring It! I AM The Ranting Papizilla, and I approve this message.

5 Responses to Vote, Vote, Vote!

  1. rapsheetblog says:

    Yes, but what’s your central thesis here?
    ;)

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